Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We smell like vodka and hangover
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