He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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