did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize