shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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