fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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