That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
