And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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