so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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