so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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