Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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