apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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