My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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