I wish I could punch you in the face.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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