I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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