I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Bring me that man meat
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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