super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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