I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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