tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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