clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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