Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??