we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.