is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I think a kid would responsible me up
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.