I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.