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  we have officially mastered the walk of shame

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.

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• (415): View more from California

  Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order

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• (914): View more from New York

  If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.

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• (516): View more from New York

  He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak

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• (772): View more from Florida

  To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.

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