On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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