He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I think I just sharted jello shots
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