Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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