Sry I called you an 8
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
