why do cheetos always look like penises
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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