normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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