I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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