He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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