whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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