we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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