Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
