if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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