I puked a lego.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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