Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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