I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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