You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm bleeding and have questions
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