I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Two words: nipple clamps
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