im gay
i know
yea but for you.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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