Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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