Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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