im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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