How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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