you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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