I want to stick my p in your. b.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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