I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
