Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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