birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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