There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
its liver damage thursday
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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