Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
