I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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