This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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