Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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