He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Enjoy the penises
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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