Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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